Australia, it’s time. It’s time for a new name, a new flag and a new set of balls.

Now that we have a ‘who wants a turn?’ approach to leaders, it seems like anyone can have a go. So why shouldn’t Chopper have a crack? Chopper may not have any experience, but at least you know where he stands, right behind a moustache.

Call in sick for work because you’re hungover? ’Yes we can’.

Tracksuit pants to a job interview? ’Yes we can’.

It’s time to become the world’s newest superpower – Anzakistan. And Chopper’s just the bloke to run it.