Strap on your life jacket and get ready to board this shameless homage to the most epic romance of the 90s – Titanic the Movie the Play returns in August. Join aristocratic Rose and lowborn Jack as they discover love, loss and a lack of lifeboats onboard the “unsinkable” ocean liner.

There’s a rogue iceberg out for revenge, and (spoilers!) not everyone will survive. But if you’re lucky, you might get to have sex in a car.

Warning: contains Hollywood-ish special effects, that awful Celine Dion song and jokes about Billy Zane’s career.