Pick up the phone for a sexy hump-day treat with (You Don’t Have To Put On Your) Red Light

Pick up the phone for a sexy hump-day treat with (You Don’t Have To Put On Your) Red Light

Your phone rings. You’ve been expecting it but still, it startles you. Excitedly, you answer. The voice on the other end commands you to get comfortable because you’re in for a wild ride. You oblige because, let’s be honest, 2020 has been a bit of a bummer so far, so anything that promises a little escape is a welcome reprieve. Plus, you’re in the mood for a really, really good time. If this sounds like your kind of hump-day activity, you are invited to get a little hot under the collar for (You Don’t Have To Put On Your) Red Light, an intimate audio experience coming to a phone near you. 

Libido lacking a little lustre? Too much Netflix and not enough chill? Well, we have just the thing to add a little zing to your work week – (You Don’t Have To Put On Your) Red Light, the world premiere non-participatory audio experience that promises to please. Over three seductive weeks, you will be whisked away from reality with three very different, very sexy stories delivered directly to your phone. The saucy series is part of this year’s Brisbane Fesitval and is created by The Good Room, featuring yarns from Benjamin Law, Krissy Kneen and Mandy Beaumont. First up on Wednesday September 9 was Mandy with My Little Bird – a hot and humid fantasy, where a suburban phone-sex operator receives a new caller – who is a whole lot closer than he initially seems. Next up, on Wednesday September 16, is Do Us Part by Krissy Kneen. Trapped in a retirement home, Delores is planning a highly charged covert reunion with her husband, Ivan. Prepare for your ears (and heart) to be ravaged – this is an erotic and rebellious story of yearning, marriage and sex. Finally, Cut or Uncut by Benjamin Law on Wednesday September 23 will bring the steamy sessions to a stunning climax (pun intended). Bum-parts and slick-backs take on a whole new meaning in this erotic queer fantasy, which is guaranteed to leave you totally tousled.

(You Don’t Have To Put On Your) Red Light is a non-participatory experience so there’s no need to leave the house, heck there’s no need to even change out of your pyjamas. At the selected performance time, you will receive a specially recorded story via phone call. The call will last approximately 30 minutes and, just in case you were wondering, no they cannot hear you. There are limited phone lines available so if you’re keen to up the ante on your hump-day entertainment, skip over here and secure your spot.

To find out more about what’s on in Brisbane, head to our Event Guide.


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