Okay, calm yourselves for just a moment. Here’s what you need to know. The Blanc de Blanc season return will be held from Thursday October 5 through to Sunday November 5 – and we’re told to expect big moves, lots of skin, plenty of champagne, and even more surprises than last time (if you went, you’ll know what we mean … insert winking emoji). So, there’s a new tent this time, called the Aurora Spiegeltent, and it will be perched in prime position in Southport’s Broadwater Parklands, just north of The Gold Coast Aquatic Centre.

The returning series of Blanc de Blanc shows will see the popular cast members back on the stage, as well as a few infatuating new characters, each serving up a unique and energetic blend of vintage glamour, titillating acts, and high-end acrobatic spectacles. You’ll be on the edge of your seat with laughter and anticipation the whole night – you really (really) don’t want to miss this one. Now look, it’s a little bit naughty, so kids aren’t allowed. Oh, and if you’re coming with your own parents, then maybe don’t sit together, because, well, #awkward. Jump online to book your tickets.