The gents out there who struggle to grow a beard beyond a few begrudging whiskers can now call on Cool Material to give them a leg-up in the manly stakes. Give up the old moustache-drawn-on-the-finger trick and instead opt for a killer beard, courtesy of this modest piece of stationery. Yes, stationery.

Not only can you fool the ladies with your spontaneous hair growth, but the Notebook Beard is practical too. Flip it open to reveal 32 lined pages, which should be easy to fill given your new status as the beard-stroking wise man. A pocket-sized creation, the notebook is small enough to keep on hand should you desire an insta-beard while out and about. No grooming or post-meal cleaning required. Shop for your new beard online.