There’s a bomb on a bus. If the bus drops below 50 miles an hour, it blows up. What do you do!? What do you do?

Climb aboard our vintage B59 Volvo for this shameless homage to the 1994 action thriller Speed, the film which proved once and for all the best drama is on public transport.

There’s a mad bomber on the loose, and your ride to work is about to get a lot more explodey. If 90s buses came with seat belts, we’d definitely suggest you fasten them.

Warning: contains Hollywood-ish special effects and jokes about Keanu Reeves’ career.

Unfortunately as Speed: The Movie, The Play takes place on a vintage bus, it is not wheelchair accessible. We apologise for any inconvenience.