Petrie Terrace institution Brisbane Arts Theatre will be celebrating its 1000th production this July and August with a season of Noises Off by Michael Frayn. This comic masterpiece reveals the goings-on of a Z-list touring theatre company as it attempts to mount its new show, Nothing On. Cue a cast of misfits, two separate love triangles, a dipsomaniac and lost contact lenses – and a dire situation for the success of the show. Catch performances at 8:00 pm Thursday, Friday and Saturday evenings and 6:30 pm Sunday evenings between Saturday July 4 and Saturday August 15. Find more information online.